I just wish I have the makeup artist skills so I can transform my face into something better and more tolerable to look at every time I get fed up with my face that's as bland as the miso soup I made so I can leave my hair alone. Because, well, haircuts cannot be undone. You know ho…

The last time my name was printed on a local newspaper was in high school (about 16 years ago) when my football team won against a college team and the two scorers' names were mentioned. That was a huge deal back then. Right now, where the generation is more fragile than a snowfla…

I got hives and the itch is really killing me. But I'd take the hives any day than spend 15 minutes in Facebook where my blood pressure can shoot up to an alarming level from all those political posts on my feed today. But before the hypertension turns into brain cancer because I ca…

Hello everyone! I haven’t updated in two weeks, which is not very like me. I've attempted to write sensible and relevant entries twice and on both times, I didn't get to hit the Publish button. None of it was good enough. I try to balance my entries between relevant and nonsensi…

My 3rd year high school Math teacher forced me to join our school's Math Olympics for two reasons: 1. I detest Math and/because I'm bad at it. 2. And he knows it. Right after the competition, when I went up the stage, the faculty head who pinned the gold medal on me uttered, …

You know what's funny? It's when you know you can write a 2-page, single-spaced in-depth analysis of the space-time continuum with your eyes closed but you have to turn to Google to help you compose a single line on  how to accept an invitation. This is not my first time to be…

I know it's totally against my character to watch sloppy action-fantasy shows but I can't believe I have finished two seasons of Shadowhunters in two days which just shows what a big loser I am. I know it's quite a bummer but at least it frees up some of - what I'd like to…

Yesterday, I took Bill to the casa* for a PMS and I remember having this kind of conversation with a friend:

How many hair disasters will it take for me to stop messing with my hair?

I've seen quite a number of posts from different bloggers where they show contents of their bag. I got intrigued with my own and decided to spill goo too. And also, this was suggested by a dear reader. :)

I know I've been yapping non-stop about Bill. Well, this is my blog and I will write whatever the hell I want to write since I don't have the nerve to speak elsewhere. You see, I've never posted about Bill on social media. Nobody else on my friends list, aside from a few close…

Today, I planned on writing a blog post where I tell the world how we had a pretty amazing out-of-town weekend but all that's going through my mind is Bill. I think I'm obsessed. Not that I'm trying to learn about cars and how it works because I couldn't even get myself …

I wasn't really a big fan of souvenirs. When Jan and I traveled far and wide, we didn't bring anything home with us but pictures and memories until our first  trip in Boracay (emphasis on the word first because we're going back there soon and I hope I'm not jinxing it by …

I've never been this scared my whole life. I honestly thought that a 50-foot cliff jumping was the scariest thing I've ever done until I had to pass a practical driving exam. I was certain I knew what to do but I just got cold all over, my heart was beating fast, my breath wa…

I guess Jan and I need an attitude makeover. You see, we've been together in more than 20 flights. And perhaps a little less than half of that were at least an hour to three hours delayed. And not one, not a single free flight voucher from any airline has been issued to us for the i…

Dodgy. I think that's the perfect word to describe the hotel we booked to. Maybe it's just an exaggeration, or worse, it could be an understatement. Whatever that is, we hope to get out of there alive. If you are wondering what I'm talking about... Well, Jan and I booked a…

Half the year has gone and as much as I want to take some time to review how my life has progressed in 2017, I just kept rolling my eyes. Enter July. It has been raining lately and getting out of the bed every morning is becoming more and more difficult. But I do love waking up to cold …

Keep writing. That's what Jan told me when he gave me a mechanical keyboard. I've always wanted one but I feel wary about spending too much for a goddamn keyboard that pretty much does the same thing a cheap keyboard would. I never really thought of actually owning one. Bu…

I once trimmed my bangs back when YouTube tutorials did not exist yet. I wanted to sport the same bangs like the celebrity most kids looked up to - she's no other than the legendary mother of all jologs:

I already told myself a million times that I'll never ever take any advice from Google whenever I feel something unusual in my body. It's a terrible idea. But if you knew me very well, then you'd know what I would do. And I did what I shouldn't have. I have a pancreafuck…