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Saturday, June 23, 2018

Of Birthdays and Attention Whoring

It's my birthday and I plan on not doing anything today. Blogging is not even on today's agenda but I feel a dire need to share this because I have never looked this good.

This app is crazy.
But of course, you know what's really underneath the filter.

Back then, I thought duck faces were the worst thing that could ever happen on the internet, until the dog filters got out of hand. If I ever I saw you on the internet with a cat or puppy ears, you were automatically sorted into Class B Attention Whore category (Class A is for those who show boobies captioned with deep, irrelevant quotes).

There were no exceptions about it. Even my friends were not spared from my silent but brutal judgement (I told you, I can be a jerk sometimes). And sadly, most of the people I judged too quickly are actual attention whores.

But it wasn't until yesterday when I started doing the unimaginable. I hopped in to the bandwagon, downloaded Pitu and voila! Cat ears, boobies, duck face, 12 layers of filter that will deem you unrecognizable, and some random quote from the internet written in Comic Sans? You got yourself a Class S Attention Whore:

What you see...
Geez, I should stop judging people by what they put online because I eventually turn into one of them.

P.S. I'm a year older and no Fs will be given to whatever shit thrown at me today. Also, the internet is full of idiots, attention-whores, and lies. Stay away from it.
...is not what you always get.

6 comments:

  1. There's no post of yours that doesn't make me smile or laugh. Happy birthday! Stay beautiful inside and out.

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  2. Hahaha this is funny! I'm class b lol.

    Happ birthday!

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  3. Hahaha! Dami ko tawa dito. I see a lot of this is facebook! But yours is so bagay! Happy birthday!

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  4. Happy birthday! Stay funny and beautiful!

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